The Room Where It Happens

lebritanyarmor: ^ fr . cause my ex did this shit & I...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 16:50:37 -0400

^ fr . cause my ex did this shit & I couldnt fucking stand it .

gothsmoak: Captain? I don’t think so. I want you, guys, to think...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 16:50:03 -0400

Captain? I don’t think so. I want you, guys, to think of me as one of the boys, so tonight I’ll be swapping out my Captain’s hat for my Kangol hat. Call me Raymond.

agentdalecooper: agentdalecooper: today i was talking to my coworker jess and she said to me “i’ve...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 16:49:43 -0400

agentdalecooper:

agentdalecooper:

today i was talking to my coworker jess and she said to me “i’ve been trying to think of how to tell my husband that i want a horse. i’m really non confrontational and i don’t know how to tell him. like, thanks for the flowers, but i want a horse.” and i was like, “well, you could always send him subliminal messages. like tape pictures of horses all over the walls and stuff” and she gave me this really weird look and was like “i said divorce not horse“ oh my god…

classic material

denisvileneuve:captain raymond holt: an icon™

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 16:49:16 -0400

denisvileneuve:

captain raymond holt: an icon™

sushinfood: critical-perspective: captainmarvel: my mom...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 16:48:18 -0400

sushinfood:

critical-perspective:

captainmarvel:

my mom texted me this morning to let me know she and my dad have recently been adopted by this parliament of overprotective owls

The Council has gathered.

they watch

cipheramnesia: rockpapertheodore: fandomsandanythingelse: twentyonelizards: broadjay: consider:...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 16:40:17 -0400

cipheramnesia:

rockpapertheodore:

fandomsandanythingelse:

twentyonelizards:

broadjay:

consider: adhd immortal people

“what was it like 400 years ago?” fuck if i know. i don’t even remember what it was like last week.

catch me procrastinating basic tasks for twenty times longer

“oh yeah, I’ve been meaning to get around to fixing that window, but I’ve just been so busy, y’know?”

“you’ve lived here since 1740″

MMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Walking through a museum and seeing some old things of yours and just going “FUCK. FUCK GOD DAMN IT, I’ve been looking for this forEVER” and then trying to haggle with the curator to get your shit back

ahhh now I understand why Jeff Goldblum is like that

vibafleischer:okay okay, no one asked for jester and caleb...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 16:38:17 -0400

vibafleischer:

okay okay, no one asked for jester and caleb dance…
But many people asked for Nott and Molly.
So here you have it

aph-lithuania: anxiety-unlimited: darkwingsnark: heartandstride: evil-little-princess-from-hell: ...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 16:38:08 -0400

aph-lithuania:

anxiety-unlimited:

darkwingsnark:

heartandstride:

evil-little-princess-from-hell:

heartandstride:

evil-little-princess-from-hell:

marykathryn1:

evil-little-princess-from-hell:

pussifoot:

pussifoot:

So Captain Underpants explores the friendship between a gay boy and a black bisexual boy and y’all wanna say Beauty and the Beast was the pinnacle of gay representation in children’s films huh

Captain Underpants comes out on Pride Month. Coincidence? I think the fuck NOT.

Excuse but Harold and George aint gay.

You miss the book where Harold has a husband?

Fanfiction aint canon

It’s in the official books written by the actual author, so it is canon. Pilkey wrote it, so it’s canon.

I refuse to believe he willingly inserted a political agenda into a popular, established children series

Oh look, stuff from the book! The actual canon book.

Look at Harold with his husband and kids. Very small but super poignant.

LOL @ ‘wouldn’t put political agendas in children’s books’.

catchymemes: Conditional Immortality of Lobsters

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 03:45:02 -0400

catchymemes:

Conditional Immortality of Lobsters

therealjacksepticeye: kayne1357: therealjacksepticeye: OCEAN MAN…O-SEAN MAN! YOU WERENT THE...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 03:43:51 -0400

therealjacksepticeye:

kayne1357:

therealjacksepticeye:

OCEAN MAN…
O-SEAN MAN!

YOU WERENT THE FIRST ONE THOUGH

THEN WHY ARENT WE TALKING MORE ABOUT THIS!!

Photo

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 03:43:32 -0400

Photo

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 03:40:32 -0400

the-real-trash-princess: In case u didn’t see these gems on...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 03:40:22 -0400

the-real-trash-princess:

In case u didn’t see these gems on buzzfeed

welcometonerdland: blenderweaselhasopinions: mistertotality: ...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 03:39:48 -0400

welcometonerdland:

blenderweaselhasopinions:

mistertotality:

4gifs:

Soup-serving robot fail. [video]

Simone Giertz, the self-proclaimed “Queen of Shitty Robots.” She intentionally engineers terrible robots just for fun.

everything this woman makes is goddamn fantastic

cornerof5thandvermouth: johndarnielle: you know what I loved...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 03:39:34 -0400

cornerof5thandvermouth:

johndarnielle:

you know what

I loved unicorns when I was eleven/twelve years old and then I learned that it was real soft and nerdy to love unicorns so I checked out of the whole unicorn-liking mindset because I felt a need to be hardening myself and copping a dark-stuff-only stance

then when I was 19 my girlfriend gave me a coffee cup with a unicorn on it and on receiving it I discovered that I had internalized some bullshit anti-unicorn stance and it made me sad

to those unicorns who didn’t get liked by me during my bullshit years: my bad, do you like carrots, I will leave a plate of carrots out by the back door, I also have oats

Right on, goth dad

untilstarsfall: Big mood.

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 03:38:56 -0400

untilstarsfall:

Big mood.

nopebucky: when moana realizes who te ka is and the ocean parts, everything slows down, that soft...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 03:38:48 -0400

nopebucky:

when moana realizes who te ka is and the ocean parts, everything slows down, that soft music starts to play, and she walks calmly across the seafloor as te ka claws her way towards her, then the music slows and they stare into each others eyes as moana reaches out to her > every movie in existence

madturbating: today in theater someone asked my friend if he was pro gay and he was like “im not...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 03:38:27 -0400

madturbating:

today in theater someone asked my friend if he was pro gay and he was like “im not pro gay but im not amateur gay either”

I got catcalled today

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 03:38:15 -0400

prismatic-bell:

followthebluebell:

followthebluebell:

So I get home, right? My phone goes off and the caller id shows it’s my manager. I’m not… entirely happy about this (see: “I literally just got home”). I answer anyway, and there’s some weird static? I can’t get my manager to answer me and I start to worry.

I text her instead.

Her cat was fucking sitting on her phone and butt-dialed me. The ‘static’ I heard was him purring.

the only kind of catcalling that’s acceptable, quite frankly.

My favorite thing about this post is how so many people were ready to fucking throw a punch at catcallers (of the despicable sort). I’m proud of u all.

That is the most fabulous thing I have heard today.

Video

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 03:37:50 -0400